BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Democratic gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams explained her recent comment that Georgia is the “worst state in the country to live” as “inelegant delivery.”

“Sometimes my diction is horrible,” she began. “What I meant to say, was Georgia is the ‘worriest’ state in the country because we constantly worry about each other. Our compassion is unrivaled in this nation. Republicans thought they had something they could use against me, but I proved them wrong… I hope.”