BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Disgraced attorney Michael Avenatti was sentenced to four years in prison for cheating his former client, adult film star Stormy Daniels, out of $300,000. He sent a letter apologizing to Daniels, but the judge said this gesture was “too little, too late.”

Avenatti did not want to appear in court for sentencing and had requested to be sentenced remotely. Judge Furman denied the request, ordering him to appear.

Daniels took delight in the ruling, tweeting, “”See ya there, b—-!… except I’m flying in first class. Buwahaha.”

Avenatti said he was deeply offended that the judge sided with a porn star rather than with a colleague. He also accused Daniels of “name calling” in her tweet, referring to her comment as “hurtful and deeply offensive”, and that he would never verbally attack her publicly, but out of respect, he said he chose to rob her blind privately.