BREAKING NEWS – Assisi, Italy – Pope Benedict XVI is photographed relaxing on a train making his pilgrimage to the hometown of St. Francis.  He said he is deeply concerned about the millions of dollars in out-of-court settlements the Catholic Church is regularly paying for child molestation lawsuits. To raise money, the Pope is seen reading a book on the greatest choreographers of all time, after he recently accepted an offer to be on the next season of “Dancing with the Stars”.