BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – For $2.5 million, Forest Lawn Memorial Park is now offering special cemetery plots for people that have lived immoral, reckless, anti-Christian lives. The plots have state-of-the-art 24 hour security, plus highly trained armed guards. The purpose of the intense security, is to prevent God from having access to them on Judgment Day, with the hope that He won’t be able to justifiably toss them into hell.