BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – For the second time, the Pentagon denied a request by Washington, D.C., Mayor Muriel Bowser to activate the National Guard to assist with thousands of migrants who have been arriving in the nation’s capital in recent months.
Browser wrote a third letter to the Pentagon. “I know in the past, I said that the immigrants were welcome here, but I had no idea that Arizona and Texas would hold me to my words,” he began. “If you’re not going to help me, would you at least consider launching a nuclear strike against the capitals of both states, to prevent those governors from continuing to publicize my blatant hypocrisy?”