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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – A spokesman for Justin Bieber vehemently denies the allegation by Mariah Yeater, that the teen pop star is a new daddy. Justin’s mother also stated that he can’t be the father, because she is pretty sure that he only reached puberty last week.