BREAKING NEWS – Dearborn, Michigan – The Ford Fiesta will end a 47-year production run next June, the automaker has confirmed. It has built over 16 million of the subcompact cars over seven generations.

Ford has decided to discontinue the vehicle due to “woke politics”. The word “fiesta” is Spanish, and the car’s title was deemed racially insensitive by “woke people” that feel it suggests that Hispanics likes drinking and partying exclusively in exotically painted low riding compact cars.