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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Charlie Sheen files for divorce from his wife Brook Mueller. In the court papers, he stated that he can no longer tolerate the disrespectful and unkind words she would use, in describing the prostitutes he hooked up with whenever he went out of town.