BREAKING NEWS – Dearborn, Michigan – Ford has revealed a new electric minivan for Europe called the E-Tourneo Custom, which has a unique feature that has nothing to do with battery power.

The E-Tourneo is equipped with a steering wheel that can be converted into a table for the driver to use when parked.

The rim of the wheel can be tilted independently of the hub, allowing it to lie flat. The automaker said they expect it to be a big seller in France, so uppity French people will have a place to set their glasses of wine while they drive.”