BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – A Daily Mail investigation, which examined a database of convicted sex offenders in California, found that there were more than 7,000 pedophiles convicted of “lewd or lascivious acts with a child under 14 years of age,” who were released from prison after serving less than one year.

One of the sex offenders who was returned to the streets less than a week after he was convicted of continuous sexual abuse of a child now “lives one block from a daycare according to the database.” said Daily Mail senior reporter Josh Boswell.

California Governor Newsom responded to Boswell’s investigation. “Josh Boswell is British so he doesn’t understand the culture in this state,” began Newsom. “We try not to be tough on pedophiles, because if we did, they may take out their hostility on the next child they molest. We figure, the quicker we get them out of prison, the less angry they’ll be, thus in the long run, this protects children… I think.”