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BREAKING NEWS – Whoville. Alaska – According to a local newspaper, the most anti-Christmas person in history recently went to a doctor to determine why he never contracted Covid-19, even though he had been around lots of people that contracted the highly contagious virus. The doctor told him, “You’re immune one, Mr. Grinch.”