BREAKING NEWS – Chesapeake, Virigina – A Virginia elementary school proposed to host a Satanic after-school program. The school board initially said they were legally required to offer the club, but has since held off on voting for the club’s approval.

The club is titled “After School Satan Club” or “ASSC” and an ordained minister in The Satanic Temple, June Everett, leads as the campaign director. According to Everett, the club’s mission is “to foster creativity and promote empathy. It attempts to establish a constructive and positive alternative to other religious after school clubs.” Everett later added, “We remind our students that if they don’t do their homework, they’ll be immediately put in the hotseat… and it’ll continue in their next life too, literally.”