BREAKING NEWS – Coronado, California – The recent NCAA basketball game between North Carolina and Michigan State on the USS Carl Vinson, has prompted some unexpected controversy. The USS Carl Vinson gained national attention after from its deck Osama bin Laden was buried at sea. Now, hundreds of people who attended the game are questioning the accuracy of the Navy’s account, because a person that strongly resembled Osama bin Laden was seen working at a concession stand on the aircraft carrier, selling popcorn and bulletproof turbans.