BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – Howard University and Kansas played basketball at the Wells Fargo Arena when Vice President Harris appeared on the video board, and appeared to received an icy reception. According to multiple reports, the boos outweighed the cheers from those in attendance.

Harris then attempted to “spin” the audience reaction, in what was called one of the most irrational explanations be any politician in the history of this planet.

“It’s obvious what happened,” Harris stated after the game. “The people who were cheering, support and everything I stand for, and the people that were booing, were booing the people who were cheering because they weren’t cheering loud enough… or something like that.”