BREAKING NEWS – Hengyang, China – A man in China identified only by his last name Gu, was sentenced to prison after he snuck snuck onto his neighbor Zhong’s chicken farm, and scared 1,100 chickens to death.
According to the police report, the chickens fainted and had heart attacks after Gu showed up at Zhong’s chicken farm, speaking in a southern American accent, and dressed up like Colonel Sanders.