BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A prominent New York urologist Darius Paduch, is facing a federal, four-count indictment after he was accused of sexually assaulting multiple patients, including minors, for more than five years beginning in 2015.

Paduch is charged with two counts of inducement of a person to travel to engage in unlawful sexual activity and two counts of inducement of a minor to engage in unlawful sexual activity “for his yearslong [sic] sexual abuse of two victims who were his patients and who were minors during part of the period of abuse,” announced the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Southern District of New York.

“My client should not be sent to prison because his life will be in jeopardy,” said Paduch’s attorney at a brief press conference. “I know inmates are waiting for an opportunity beat him to a pulp, because after my first meeting with him, I actually punched that sleaze in the face, and I had to be restrained by other lawyers when I was reaching for my gun!”