BREAKING NEWS – Dharamshala, India – The Dalai Lama, in all his wisdom, is rolling out a much-needed apology … after getting dragged online for bizarrely asking a child to suck his tongue at a recent event.

That’s right, the religious leader is saying sorry after his problematic request at the city of Dharamshala, with his office issuing a statement saying he’s apologizing “to the boy and his family, as well as his many friends across the world, for the hurt his words may have caused.” The statement went on to say, “that the Dharamshala is not gay, but he is attracted both sexes, as long as they haven’t reached puberty.”