BREAKING NEWS – Vaavu Atoll, Maldives – “We decided to do a free dive trip to shark bay and snorkel inside a group of sharks,” Ibrahim Shafeeg, the person who filmed the video, said, via the New York Post.
The duo were in the water for 45 minutes with no issues. However, while a nurse shark was circling Cervello — who, coincidentally, is a nurse — the shark bit her on the left shoulder blade, leaving a six-inch-wide mark.
“I was under the impression that pretty women in bikinis were immune from shark attacks, and women that didn’t go to the gym daily were vulnerable!” she angrily stated from a hospital bed. “I plan on suing the city for not posting a sign that clearly stated ‘all’ women can be shark food, including attractive women like me. However, some of the damages I’ll be seeking will be mitigated, if the city agrees to kill every shark within five miles where I was swimming. This will teach those dangerous creatures to stay out of my element!”