BREAKING NEWS – Madisonville, Texas – Six cows died mysteriously in Texas, with their tongues removed. The cattle were found along Texas State Highway in three counties — Madison, Brazos and Robertson — with each animal part of a different herd and in a different pasture, the sheriff’s office said.

The mystery was solved after a bull admitted that he had done it. He said he was secretly sleeping with about 30 cows and when the six found out, they told the other cows and all of them cut him off. The bull left a note next to the six cow’s bodies which read, “These heffers talk too d**n much!”