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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Biden is no stranger to detailed cheat sheets when speaking to the press, but the president’s team seems to have taken things up a notch. They went to a new level with the last note on the second page simply stating, “Attempt to refrain from continually showing people how stupid you are.”