BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Emerson College will provide menstrual products in all its bathrooms – including men’s and gender-neutral restrooms – in response to lobbying from a campus group that, in its own words, fights “for inclusivity, menstrual equality, and the de-stigmatization of menstruation and periods.”

“We are Emerson Flows, an advocacy and education based organization dedicated to fighting for inclusivity, menstrual equality, and the de-stigmatization of menstruation and periods,” the petition reads. “And to be consistent, we are providing condoms in women’s bathrooms for men posing as women, to reduced the possibility of an unwanted preganancy due to a sexual assault in one of the bathroom stalls.”