BREAKING NEWS – St. Louis, Missouri – Bud Light appears to be fed up with the backlash after the company disabled YouTube comments on a new countrified ad in the wake of ongoing controversy over its partnership with transgender TikTok star Dylan Mulvaney.

“We turned off the comments, because we are tired of the public commenting on a marketing decision made by a couple of idiot executives… that we happily fired,” Anheuser-Busch stated on a press release. “Currently we are working day and night with the best minds of a consulting firm, to figure out the best ways to destroy the lives of the two buffoons that came up with the recent moronic dixie-whistlin’ marketing idea.”