BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now lobbying Congress to pass a law, prohibiting obstetricians from placing a gender on a birth certificate.

“Obstetricians have no right to do that,” said a spokesperson for the ACLU. “These particular doctors should not be trying to determine gender, based on a visual assessment. And if anyone of them gets caught doing it anyway, they should have their medical licenses revoked, for trying to determine gender, based solely on irrefutable science.”