BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Prince Harry has lost a legal challenge seeking the right to pay for his police protection while in the UK, London’s High Court ruled, in a series of lawsuits the Duke of Sussex is pursuing in the country.

The challenge was a legal bid to maintain the duke’s police protection granted to royalty and public figures after he stepped down as a working royal. Prince Harry’s legal team emphatically stated that he is not worried about his safety from any strangers, he wanted protection from his own family, because they are constantly promising him that if they catch him alone, they’ll “whip his a**.”