BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – After years of finding and even using different iterations, Gov. Spencer Cox signed a bill and an executive order formalizing the change and designating the old flag as a “historic state flag.”
“The new state flag features a large yellow beehive,” explained the governor. “It is based on the history of this state. A beehive is appropriate, because hundreds of drones mate with the queen bee, which shows that even insects knows that polygamy is a beautiful thing.”