BREAKING NEWS – Louisville, Kentucky – One of America’s oldest restaurants chains, Cracker Barrel Old Country Store, is facing backlash from conservatives for going ‘woke’ after the restaurant posted an image on Instagram of one of its restaurants with a rainbow-painted chair to announce the celebration of Pride Month.

The CEO of Cracker Barrel Sandra Cochran, publicly addressed the controversy. “Just because we have a rainbow chair in front of our stores, and we buy our uniforms exclusively from Target, and serve Bud Lite with all of our meals, doesn’t mean we celebrate Pride month. It’s just a coincidence… or something like that.”