BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – For the fifth Sunday in a row, police had to be called in to break up a fight between singers during a morning service. By the time the police arrived each time, up to forty men and women were throwing punches in something that resembled a barroom brawl. To be consistent with current events, the leaders of the church have renamed the singers, calling them the Mormon Taber-Knuckle Choir.
