BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The Wall Street Journal reported that “Bud Light sales might never fully regain the ground they have lost to competitors” as stores clear their shelves to make room for other brands.

Bud Light sparked a firestorm of controversy in April after it collaborated with transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney. Since then, the beer has suffered a nearly 30% loss in sales compared to the year before. Anheuser-Busch also announced that it would be laying off hundreds of workers.

Currently, the marketing team that created the fiasco has been in hiding for months, while hitmen that Bud Light hired, are still diligently looking for them.