BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Don’t expect to see incandescent light bulbs for sale anymore. They are now an illegal product thanks to a Biden administration regulation, and any retailer or online seller offering them for purchase will be subject to full enforcement by the federal government.

“People do not need incandescent light bulbs to light up their homes at night,” Biden explained. “Instead, they should use candles, kerosene lamps, or torches. And people selling those items would be required to conduct a background check on all of their customers, to ensure they do not have a conviction for arson.”