BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Kamala Harris has “rabbit ears” for criticism, which are a source of frustration in President Biden’s West Wing, according to a new book.

According to journalist Franklin Foer’s forthcoming book “The Last Politician,” Harris’ purported insecurity about how she was perceived led some colleagues to compare her to large-eared varmints.

“Harris/Bugs Bunny possessed what one of her colleagues described as ‘rabbit ears,’” Foer wrote. “Whenever there was a hint of criticism of her — either in the West Wing or in the press — she seemed instantly aware of it. They also nicknamed her ‘Foghorn Leghorn’ after the rooster in Looney Toons, for her constantly saying the same thing over and over in her usual word salads.