BREAKING NEWS – Fairfax, Virginia – Teachers at the Fairfax County Public Schools in Virginia may now give students zeroes for not turning in assignments, a change to a previous policy that made 50% the lowest grade students could receive for not turning in their work.

The ACLU rejected the change, stating that the new grading system could emotionally scar the students that struggle in school, once the kids realize at such a young age for the most part, they’re idiots.