BREAKING NEWS – Oakland, California – A California district attorney has claimed that allegations that she has soft-on-crime policies are actually racist attacks against her.

Alameda County District Attorney Pamela Price and some of her supporters slammed Oakland residents who have been complaining that crime is too high in the major California city and that the DA is not doing enough.

“I am not soft on crime,” explained Price. “I simply decline to prosecute crimes when the criminal has not solen less than $3 million in merchandise, or have murdered someone and the victim did not suffer for more than just a few minutes.”