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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Doctors from Massachusetts General Hospital and scientists from NASA, confirm that a Martian was nearly beaten to death by a Boston crowd. After the interplanetary spacecraft landed and a tall green human-like being exited, it was kicked, stomped, and punched because it was wearing a NY Yankees hat.