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BREAKING NEWS – Anaheim, California – Disneyland has announced that they have fired Donald Duck after he was caught with drugs in possession while at the famous theme park. According to security, Donald Duck has been in rehab several times, but his employment was terminated after he was seen smoking a quack pipe.