BREAKING NEWS – Grindavík, Iceland – Tourists are reportedly fleeing Iceland after earthquakes rocked the area, over volcanic eruption concerns.
Iceland’s world-renowned Blue Lagoon geothermal spa temporarily close the bathing spot. The last time they didn’t, lava poured in and boiled the visitors alive, as cannibals flocked to the spa tossing vegetables into the bathing spot, to complete their version of soup.