BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A former spokesperson for First Lady Jill Biden exploded at President Biden’s team over his crumbling poll numbers, calling it “inexcusable” while warning Biden needs to revamp his team.

In a three-part social media thread, Michael LaRosa, a communications and political strategist who served as press secretary for Jill Biden between January 2021 and August 2022, lashed out at Biden’s team following the release of a CNN poll that showed Trump with higher favorability ratings, among other barometers.

“I think the First Lady should take over,” explained LaRosa. “I believe she is the best at communicating with the President during his daily bouts of dementia, through the use of whistles, sticky notes, and backhands.”