BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – The Godley, Texas, school district removed a woman appointed to assist with deciding things like age-appropriate material for sex education after learning she was a convicted prostitute.

The woman, identified as Ashley Ketcherside, also advertises online as an escort, with one site listing one of her personas as active last month.

“It was not fair that I got removed,” Ketcherside explained to a news reporter. “When schools hire a coach for a sport, they make sure that the coach has actually played it and was good at it, and they fired me for embracing that exact same hiring philosophy.”