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BREAKING NEWS – Sioux City, Iowa – Congressman Ron Paul apologizes for snoozing through the entire debate. He later stated that he believes that one of the other candidates made sure he would be drowsy, because he discovered during the GOP dinner someone put a sedative in his strained vegetables.