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BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – Ron Paul’s supporters wants the United States to change the procedures regarding the “Oath of office” just in case he wins. They feel it will be unfair to Paul to request that he raise his right hand, while putting the other hand on a bible, if at the time he’s wearing a strait jacket.