BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Teachers in England should not have to accept requests from students who want to “socially transition” at school, according to new transgender guidelines released by England’s Department for Education (DFE) in response to “the complex phenomenon of the increasing number of children questioning their gender.”

The draft guidance states that if a student transitions, teachers and staff won’t face sanctions if they don’t adopt new pronouns. In addition, teachers in England should tell parents if their child wants to change their gender identity at school, arguing that “significant decisions” affecting a child’s future shouldn’t be taken without parental involvement.

Students protested, demanding that a law gets passed where children do not have to obey their parents after they are potty trained and can form complete sentences. They also want a law that mandates that their parents have to give them 25% of their weekly earnings, referring to it as a “Parliament Parental Payout”.