BREAKING NEWS – Nashville, Tennessee – A retired Vanderbilt University professor and allegedly one of Harvard President Claudine Gay’s plagiarism victims has called for the immediate firing of the embattled higher education leader to “steer the university back towards sanity.”

“Fire Claudine Gay posthaste,” Dr. Carol Swain posted on X, as part of a social media post titled “some free unsolicited advice for Harvard University.”

“She can be relieved of duties until the terms are negotiated.”

Gay responded to Swain suggestion on how Harvard University should deal with her. “I have never plagiarized anyone in my life!” she wrote on X. “Whether I am writing or speaking, I always use my own words with no exceptions. I remember something that happened in the early 1930s. Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation…”