BREAKING NEWS – Cambridge, Massachusetts – Harvard admitted it has found more instances of “duplicative language” in President Claudine Gay’s academic work, as the House also expanded its probe into the Ivy League school, demanding to know whether students and the university’s leader were held to the same standards on plagiarism.
The Harvard Corporation, the university’s highest governing body, released a statement on plagiarism standards. “We do not and will not hold President Claudine Gay to the same standards as students and Caucasians due to cultural differences. Gay is from the hood, and what is right there, maybe wrong in mainstream America. So, no action will be taken against her, based on the likelihood that she simply didn’t know any better.”