BREAKING NEWS – Long Island, New York – Four students from Riverhead HS were suspended for kneeling and praying in the same way the Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow does every time he scores a touchdown. In a statement by Riverhead School Superintendent Nancy Carney, she said that she plans on expelling any student who gets caught telling God about the destructive secular anti-Christian teachings, that she allows to go on in her district. In a private email that Carney sent to the pastor of her church, she admitted that her objective was to intercept any messages sent to God that could get her tossed into hell. Thus she felt compelled to discipline the four tattle tales.