BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – The American Psychiatric Association announces that their most recent experiment with a large group of people addressing the same emotional problem, was not very successful. They chartered a bus with more than 60 people from various supports groups, that all had Coulrophobia (fear of clowns). The bus driver stated later in an interview, that the reactions from the 60 people ranged from panic attacks to screaming in terror every time they drove passed the House of Representatives in Washington, D.C.