BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Rice University unveils “Afrochemistry” class that will ‘explore the intersection of racial justice and chemistry’ – dubbing it “the study of black-life matter”.

Chinese-Americans students found the course objectionable, because many of them chose Rice University because of its name. A spokesman for the Chinese-Americans on campus stated, if they are going to start teaching a course called “Afrochemistry”, they should change the name of the school from “Rice” to “Ribs”.