BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – Supreme leader Kim Jong Un said in a speech to the Workers’ Party of Korea that the disparity in quality of life between the countryside and cities must be addressed.
“Today, failure to satisfactorily provide the people in local areas with basic living necessities including condiments, foodstuff and consumption goods has arisen as a serious political issue that our Party and government can never sidestep,” the dictator said to the assembly, according to Korean Central News Agency. He then added, “If I ever hear about anyone complaining about these exact same things, I’ll have them and their families publicly executed, and their dogs will be sold to the produce section at the nearest grocery store.”