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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – In a newly released video, Nathan Hale and Fanni Willis are seen getting into a very heated exchange during the recent hearings. It began when Willis saw Hale praying, and heard him softly repeatedly saying, “Oh God, please make this woman would shut up.”