BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – North Korea successfully tested technology used in its new hypersonic missile, according to its government-run media.
Kim Jon Un cited the strategic value of the new missile, which he claimed was capable of targeting the U.S. mainland, and said that “enemies know better about it.” He also applauded “the great success in the important test.”
He initially targeting some rockets for Disneyland, because it has the label of “The happiest place on earth”. But, after he was informed of the long lines, the overpricing, and their “woke policies”, he retargeted his rockets, citing that Disneyland is already self-destructing, and will be destroyed soon without his assistance.