BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Russia is attempting to take over Ukraine, alleging that the country belongs to them, while China is doing the same thing with Taiwan. To insure that Great Britain does not attempt to invade the U.S. if they concluded that the Revolutionary War in 1775, was an illegal land grab, Vice President Kamala Harris wants to call up “Minutemen” to protect the east coast. The Pentagon has yet to publicly comment on her request.
