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BREAKING NEWS – Manchester, New Hampshire – In an attempt to get the vote from all groups no matter how small, Mitt Romney states that he is happy to get the endorsement of Arizona Senator John McCain. Romney added, that because of McCain’s age, his endorsement should help secure the votes of Egyptian republicans that are also mummies.